How To Be An FnF Gate Hardass

• Know that some of these rules are ours, some are set by the space owners, and all these rules are to protect the space.  If people start taking it personally, tell them that it's not personal, it's just what we need to do to make this party happen at all.
• If you have to turn someone around, it's going to be a big bummer, but remember that all these rules were well known long before the party... if someone claims not to have known, that's their problem.  Turn them around compassionately but firmly.  (Don't apologize; you have nothing to apologize for.)  If they get weird, contact the SC.
• If cops show up, or something else very odd happens, contact the SC.

• NO DOGS.  Cars with dogs in them get turned around.
• Anyone on the staffing sheet, plus their SO, gets in free.
• Anyone with tickets, who arrives in the same car with a staff member, must make a $10 camping fee contribution per person (all camping fees go straight to the site owners, the Camps).  FnF is keeping $5 of this to pay for extra insurance that just got demanded at the last minute.
• Other cars of ticketed people must make a $10 camping fee contribution per person if they really want to stay Friday night, but we STRONGLY discourage that.  Give them a "directions to KOA campground" sheet if they don't want to pay or don't have the money.
• NO CARS WITHOUT TICKETS.  If no one in the car has a ticket, turn them around.  No campground directions for them, since they won't be let in tomorrow either.
• Punch all tickets!  Even staff tickets!!!
• The reason for the fee is that the site owners really don't want the place overrun on Friday night, and FnF crew is big to start with.  The camping fee is not FnF's idea but is the only way to make it right with the owners.

• NO DOGS.  Cars with dogs in them get turned around.
• NO CARS WITHOUT TICKETS.  If no one in the car has a ticket, turn them around.
• If some people in the car have tix, and some don't, AND there are extra tix at the door, then the ones without tix can pay $20 to buy one of the door tix.  If there are no extra tix at the door, GAME OVER, MAN... turn them around.  If they want to drop off some people, that's up to them, but the car must not get past the gate; they have to drop off the ticketed folks then and there, with their stuff, and then drive the ticketless folks away.
• ONLY LOCALS ON THE LIST GET IN.  There will be a list naming friends of Walter and Jane who are to be let in.  Anyone claiming to be a friend of theirs who is not on the list does not get in.
• God only knows what is up with the will call list... hopefully it is way short.

• Welcome them!  They're awesome!  Woohoo!!!  Get their experience off to a groovy start!
• Punch all tickets.
• NO UNLOADING.  The goal is to get the cars to the parking lots ASAP.  No one gets to park right near the front, stroll off with their stuff, and come back later.  If they make a huge hassle out of it, tell them that they cannot leave their car; the most they can do is unload a pile of stuff, leave someone with it, and then park the car before going to set up camp.
• Tell everyone that they will need to be on the road around noon, and that everyone has to be off the site by 3 pm sharp.  No ins and outs on Sunday; you leave, you're gone.
• Point them in the right direction towards parking (using the parking site map); you know which parking lot to aim them at because you are in communication with the parkers :-)  Tell them to park as close together as they can, as far towards the back of the lot as they can.